Top 10 Reasons Harley Riders Don’t Wave Back

#10. Salesman said it would void warranty to wave at another brand.

#9.  Leather and studs make it hard to raise arm.

#8.  Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike has plastic body panels.

#7.  Afraid to let go of the handlebars because they might vibrate off.

#6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.

#5.  Thought the hand pointing towards the ground meant, “Look, some parts fell off your bike”.

#4.  Wasn’t sure if it was a GoldWing or a log truck.

#3.  Can’t tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.

#2. Remembers the last time he waved back he had whip marks from his leather fringe for a week.

#1.  They’re jealous that after spending $30,000, they still don’t own a BMW.